Now You Can Get Buzzed Off Unicorn Tears
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
The unicorn fad doesn’t seem to be slowing down any time soon (whether you like it or not). And we’re seeing more and more foods and drinks inspired by the mythical creature. The term “unicorn tears” was relatively unheard of before 2017, but oh how things have changed. And quickly.
Now, you can get buzzed off mystical sadness in the form of Unicorn Tears Pink Gin Liqueur.
Created by Firebox, the bright pink, shimmery spirit is “infused with the seductive tears of lovesick unicorns,” and “definitely possesses aphrodisiacal properties,” as stated on the website.
The glittery gin would be great added to a Valentine’s Day cocktail (the sensual spirit is even bottled “in a stupidly cute miniature that holds a hearty double measure—perfect for sharing with that special someone”) or for just straight up sipping when you need a dose of fantasy in your life.
And at 40% ABV, this unicorn-y sipper the real deal.
Nothing like magic in a glass.
Would you drink unicorn tears? We’d love to hear you thoughts — drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org.