Unicorn Poop Ice Cream is a Thing in Miami
Unicorn poop ice cream.
Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?
In true Bohemian Rhapsody style, the lines are getting blurred at Cream Parlor. This charming Miami café is turning all your magical, rainbow-colored fantasies into real life edible treats.
The husband-and-wife duo behind Cream Parlor encourage customers to make-their-own dreamy creations out of their housemade ice cream, but why not go for the (Insta) gold? A few scoops of the best-selling unicorn poop: a pastel-colored concoction of cotton candy, birthday cake, cereal milk, and Lucky Charms marshmallows. Then you can pile on whimsical toppings (think edible butterflies, glitter, pearls, gold dust, candies, frosting, and lollipops) to your heart’s delight.
Foodgōd had to experience this dazzling, glitter-and-butterfly-topped dessert firsthand, so he paid a visit to Cream Parlor the other day. The MiMo ’hood gem is even taking their popular unicorn poop treat to the next level of magical: they turned it into cookie dough. Mind blown.
Unicorn poop is, indeed, a sweet reality. What a (crazy af) time to be alive.
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